George Lopez says ‘sorry’ to Kristie Alley. She wants his kidney
Late night TV host George Lopez surprised his audience on Wednesday when he cracked a joke about Kirstie Alley’s dancing skills on “Dancing with the Stars,” commenting on “her little hooves tapping away.”
He then riffed on Alley’s day, comparing her to those infamous piggies who merrily went to market, had roast beef and then cried wee wee wee went all the way home. Just like the nursery rhyme where your little toe gets pinched as it goes wee wee wee all the way home
The pig comparison stung many, including his horrified studio heads. So the next day Lopez was contrite (or as contrite as you can be on Twitter) tweeting that he “misjudged the joke.”
Not so fast, Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie, dissed the fat actress and made her cry.
Alley, not exactly thrilled about being compared to a barnyard animal, tweeted back, “I don’t need or want [your] apology… I want your kidney dude.”
“I don’t consider ‘I misjudged the joke’ an apology,” she further tweeted.. “Sorta like a husband saying ‘I misjudged putting my d— in a whore’…sorry hon.”
Ouch. She must be referring to George’s recent divorce and those ongoing rumors and allegations of his use of prostitutes. Your turn, George. Do you have anything to add?
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