Honey Badger don’t care, Bristol Palin scores, Glenn Beck quits, Neve Campbell Scream tests

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Bristol Palin proves that teenage pregnancy pays well. If you have an famous — or infamous — mother.

Sarah Palin‘s daughter has earned over $262,500 for advocating teen abstinence after she gave birth to her out-of-wedlock baby Tripp.The young abstinence ambassador, who still works for the Candies Abstinence Foundation, and appears in an ad holding her baby who looks pretty annoyed about the whole photo shoot ordeal. Heck, I’d be abstinent too for that kind of money. Wouldn’t you?

Olivia Wilde tweeted a retort about her rumored romance with Justin Timberlake, using the word Honey Badgers. What is a Honey Badger? Watch this ‘Honey Badger Don’t Care’ video to find out. And the next time someone calls you a Honey Badger, smile and then bite their head off and eat it. That’s what Honey Badgers do.

Keanu Reeves is so hard up that he’s willing to go ‘whoa’ again in a third Bill and Ted movie. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure‘ came out in 1989. The sequel ‘Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey’ in 1991. He tells MTV that the new one will be “pretty excellent.”We’ll be the judge of that. Party on, dude.

Angelina Jolie gets a new Brad Pitt tattoo. The longitude and latitude of Brad’s Oklahoma birthplace. Yawn….

Glenn Beck‘s daily TV show will be history on the Fox News Channel by the end of 2011. His show was the third highest rated program on cable news. Although reports are that his ratings have dropped by like 40 percent. But fear not, he’s probably gonna be back on TV with a new project and a bigger contract. That’s the way the world works

Watch Nev Campbell’s Scream Test. It will get you warned up for the new Scream 4 that opens next weekend.  And to think this plum role could have gone to poor Brittany Murphy and possibly changed her sad life.

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