Charlie Sheen gets into Ashton Kutcher’s pants backstage during Emmys!

A healthy, sober, smiling and clean-scrubbed Charlie Sheen (with a few new molars in place) delivered an appropriately deadpan mea culpa at the Emmy Awards on Sunday night. And it went off pretty well. He was subdued, a little sheepish and he sounded surprisingly sincere when he wished the new “Three and a Half Men show” — starring Ashton Kutcher — all the best. And judging from the reviews I’ve read, the Ashton-helmed “Men” is gonna need all the help it can get. The premiere episode’s penis praise got stale before the second commercial break.

But it seems Charlie is willing to go to any lengths to get back in Hollywood’s good graces. Including trying to get into Ashton Kutcher’s pants  during the Emmys at the HP TouchSmart Gift Lounge backstage at the Nokia Theatre

OK, here’s what happened.

Charlie blasted into the HP Lounge and immediately snagged a pair of Cult of Individuality denim jeans. Did he know that this brand of jeans just happens to be one of Ashton Kutcher‘s favorites? Perhaps. Perhaps not.

Will he mention their love of this brand of jeans next time he sees Ashton? Will they bond over it? We may never know.  Of course, it could be just a coincidence. Other Individuality vintage denim fans that night included ” Bones” star David Boreanaz and LL Cool J and all the guys from “Entourage.”

Charlie also played a mean game of Angry Bird on a new HP and helped raise funds — based on his score — for the Academy of Television and Arts and Sciences Foundation. Suck up much, Charlie?

When he was checking out the brand new new HP combo laptop and tablet, Charle admitted he was  in the market for a new one. “I’ve already gone through three HPs,” he explained.

Wanna bet Charlie melted his HP keyboards during his crazed Twitter period?

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