; Eva Longoria wore the tightest hot pants and a very revealing jacket (with no shirt under it) to visit with David Letterman last night. “I wore a tuxedo for you,” she told Letterman. “Part of a tuxedo,” David cracked. If looking good is the best revenge, her ex Tony Parker must really be kicking himself right about now.
During her animated explanation of her Eva’s Kitchen cookbook, the best guacamole and why she doesn’t like Okra, (No, not Oprah) her only button popped open. She exclaimed “Ooop!” before rebuttoning it quickly.
But Dave must have gotten a peek because he got a little bit flustered and kept stammering like he was starring in The King’s Speech: “Uh, uh, uh…” “You didn’t see anything,” Eva protested.
Kelly Clarkson really rocked out on stage on The Ellen DeGeneres Show from Universal Studios in Orlando, Fla., that aired yesterday (April 6).
Kelly looked svelte in a pantsuit and sounded amazing, performing a medley of her greatest hits, “Miss Independent,” “Walk Away,” and “Since U Been Gone.”
Kelly, who is working on her fifth studio album, also admitted yesterday that she has a crush on this season’s American Idol contestant Casey Abrams.
Ever wonder what would happen if Harry (played by Billy Crystal) met Sally (again) in the retirement home? But this time, Sally (played by Oscar winner Helen Mirren) was a blood-sucking vampire?
Sure, it’s a stretch but hey, you know Hollywood pitch meetings. And somehow it all works out. Just watch this Funny or Die video. And what a tag-line: ‘Getting Old Sucks.’
Frankly, we think a lot of romantic comedy movies that might be improved by making one of the lovers a vampire. Imagine Jane Eyre. Make Mr. Roderick a vampire, instant Twilight audience appeal.
MTV Networks is not content with their wildly successful Video Music Award or their wildly successful MTV Movie Awards. Now they’ve started a new music awards called the MTV O Music Awards, what they call “a new and exciting digital music awards experience” with the O standing for open, ongoing and — oh yeah — online.
Adam Lambert has already been nominated in two categories: The “F**K Yeah Tumbler” category and his fan group, the “Glamberts,” is nominated for “Fan Army FTW.”
The awards will be online on April 28th on the front page of the MTV website.
Follow @MTVOMA on Twitter to keep up with the awards and the nominations.
30 Rock‘s Katrina Bowden, 22, is Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive. She upset reigning champion, Brooklyn Decker. But the runners up aren’t painful to look at either. Check out this official Me in My Place video of the mag’s lucky ladies. And find out more about Katrina here.
Is it just us or has the whole Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive kind of changed. This feels a bit more like Maxim.
Anyway, America voted and here are the results. And we’re glad Teresa Palmer is in there. She’s a doll.
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Bristol Palinproves that teenage pregnancy pays well. If you have an famous — or infamous — mother.
Sarah Palin‘s daughter has earned over $262,500 for advocating teen abstinence after she gave birth to her out-of-wedlock baby Tripp.The young abstinence ambassador, who still works for the Candies Abstinence Foundation, and appears in an ad holding her baby who looks pretty annoyed about the whole photo shoot ordeal. Heck, I’d be abstinent too for that kind of money. Wouldn’t you?
Olivia Wilde tweeted a retort about her rumored romance with Justin Timberlake, using the word Honey Badgers. What is a Honey Badger? Watch this ‘Honey Badger Don’t Care’ video to find out. And the next time someone calls you a Honey Badger, smile and then bite their head off and eat it. That’s what Honey Badgers do.
Keanu Reeves is so hard up that he’s willing to go ‘whoa’ again in a third Bill and Ted movie. Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure‘ came out in 1989. The sequel ‘Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey’ in 1991. He tells MTV that the new one will be “pretty excellent.”We’ll be the judge of that. Party on, dude.
I recently chatted with Joe Wright, one of my favorite filmmakers, about his new movie, Hanna and why he came onboard a film with such a fast pace and so much action. He says it was all the fault of Saoirse Ronan, one of his Atonement leading ladies.
He goes into detail about Ronan’s physical preparation for this innocent but deadly character, including stunt work, weapon training, hand to hand battles, stick fighting, and — in one scene — neck-breaking. “Saoirise is capable of anything,” he marveled. “She has an incredibly strong will, not in an aggressive sense but a kind of determination. Also her father is like the irish champion of karate.”
Of course, we had to ask about his incredible extended single camera tracking shot in the subway, which reminds you of his 5 1/2-minute Dunkirk beach steady cam tracking scene.
Except in this case, it wasn’t just a case of simply winding through a battlefield of 1,000 dead and wounded soldiers and horses. That was hard. But the Hanna steady cam tracking shot includes a complex fight scene between Eric Bana and several opponents in an underground train station. That’s really hard.
“I love doing them,” he admitted. “I enjoy the theatricality of it. It’s like putting on a show, really, Everyone gets involved.” But he adds that these challenging shots are born out of necessity to save several days of shooting. And he admits with a smile: “It’s terrifying but that’s the fun of it.”
Told of Saoirse’s thumbs up for a sequel, he doesn’t rule it out. In fact, he would like to see how her E.T-like character (also akin to Chauncey Gardner in Being There reacts to her new world.
Wright’s next project will again be taken from a great work of literature, as was his Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice and Atonment (from Ian McEwan’s novel) was. The new film will be adapted from the Russian novel Anna Karenina, and will star another Atonement (and Chanel fragrance commercial) leading lady Keira Knightly.
Wright will focus on the multi-stranded nature of the novel, incorporating all the other characters’ stories, not just Anna’s. He notes that the screenplay — which is being written by that no-talent hack playwright/screenwriter Tom Stoppard — will feel Robert Altmanesque in structure. Wright is a fan — and was a good friend — of Altman.
“I quite like the idea of blanding all the characters and make it more of an ensemble piece,” he explains.
Until then, sprint, don’t saunter to see Hanna this weekend. It opens on April 8 around the country. And pay close attention during that subway sequence to see Wright’s masterful single camera tracking shot.
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If you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to actually be Charlie Sheen, you can find out. And it won’t cost you what it cost Charlie, who claimed during his Chicago live appearance to still owe Madame Heidi Fleiss $2 million. A company called FleshDrive is releasing their first Hustler FleshDrive entitled “Duh-Winning: The Goddesses. ”
The aptly named FleshDrive — a discreet flash drive that holds 100s of videos — will feature a barnful of the porn stars Charlie has been publicly (and oh-so privately) associated with. Girls with names like Bree Olson, Tanner Mayes, Kacey Jordan, Capri Anderson and oh, so many more.
Brilliant marketing scheme and we’re just surprised the Warlock himself didn’t come up with it. Although nothing’s stopping him from doing an X-rated Two and a Half Men porn series for an Adult Channel. Fans of the show would finally get to see the real action in Charlie’s bedroom, which, up until now, we’ve only gotten little clean-cut snippets of.
Brittany Snow, the star of the new TV series, Harry’s Law, strips down to her skivvies.– lacy, frilly, sexy skivvies — in the new issue of Maxim. And the pretty blonde is also the mens’ mag cover girl this month.
In the interview, she complains that although she’s all of 25, she still can’t get into bars.
She describes her Law character as “quirky and ditzy and materialistic” but insists that she’s nothing like that in real life.
“I tend to play more bubbly than I actually am. I was never the popular girl. I’m really shy. I’m really just a nerd.”
