Armani

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Megan Fox rolls around and looks sexy for Armani. Again. But does anyone really care? Maybe if she got some new ink. That way we’d have something to read before nodding off.

Denise Richards tells Charlie Sheen to Pug Off. After one of her Pug dogs died of malnutrition after being in his care, she’s refused to let him have the other one to serve as a mascot for his comedy tour. Charlie has taken to Twitter to air his grievances. Oh yeah, and to call the mother of his two daughters a ‘loser whore’. Nice. He tweeted “We must bombard with Warlock Napalm, that traitor and loser whore #DUH -neese POOR-ARD. A VILE KIDNAPPER AND NOW DOG THIEF.  HATE. SBW c”. And to think CBS wants him back….

Kate Gosselin has been busy filming her new reality TV series. But not too busy that she didn’t find time to allegedly get breast implants, Botox and o

h year, those  straw hair extensions maintained. Nice to know that she’s keeping it real for her kids.

Is Kim Kardashian in love with new beau Kris Humphries? Or does it just look that way. You can never tell with reality TV stars.

Sarah Lane may never work as a dance double again. Natalie Portman‘s dance instructor, fiance and baby daddy Benjamin Millepied claims Natalie did 85 % of the dance scenes in Black Swan. Not so fast. Lane claims that only 5 % are  Na

talie. The American Ballet Theatre soloist claims she is the victim of a cover-up. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Amy Adams will

play the intrepid Lois Lane and  Henry Cavill (Loved him in The Tudors) will play Clark Kent/Superman in the new Superman, to be directed by Zack Snyder.. Diane Lane and Kevin Costner as his faux parents. Zack Snyder Sucker Punch fared well at the box office this weekend despite so-so reviews.

Abercrombie and Fitch decides there’s a market for padded bikini tops for young girls. Because their kid-size thongs worked out so well in 2002. In

my day, we called it wadded up Kleenex.

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