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Mary-Kate, Ashley Olsen have designs on Cannes carpet

How did Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen end up being profusely profiled in the latest issue of Vogue? By becoming respected design forces in the fashion industry while we weren’t paying close enough attention.

The trendy twins — once the objects of public fascination for their rumored eating disorders, drug addictions, and bag lady get-ups — are way beyond that now. Their 4-year-old label — The Row — has been nominated for the  Swarovski Award for Womenswear, along with industry heavy-hitters Alexander Wang,  Mark Jacobs, and Jason Wu, who dresses Michelle Obama. Winners will be announced at the annual Council of Fashion Designers of America gala on June 6 in New York. With such accolades, can The Row on Hollywood red carpets be far off? Not far at all. Try May.

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Who is Lance Armstrong’s latest blond: Ashley Olsen!

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Ashley Olsen sitting on Lance Armstrong‘s lap?

According to People, the odd couple shared time together at the Rose Bar in New York’s Gramercy Park Hotel on Monday (Oct 31, 2007) night. An observer described it: “Olsen was very flirtatious and was sitting on his lap.”

Lancearmst_merri_11882883_600OK, euuuww. I’m surprised the report didn’t have Lance bouncing the little Goth Troll Doll on his knee. What is he thinking? He’s 36. She’s 21 and about 4 feet tall!

People mag also has them hooking up again early Wednesday morning (which translates to very late Tuesday night) at the Waverly Inn in New York.

If you’re as creeped out by this coupling as I am, imagine the nausea two of his ex-girlfriends, fortysomething singer Sheryl Crow and thirtysomething  designer Tory Burch, must be experiencing.

If Lance decides to date a younger blonde after Ashley, it’ll have to be a fetus.

Photo credits: Tour de France champ Lance Armstrong sets a new world record for dating younger and younger blondes.
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