A healthy, sober, smiling and clean-scrubbed Charlie Sheen (with a few new molars in place) delivered an appropriately deadpan mea culpa at the Emmy Awards on Sunday night. And it went off pretty well. He was subdued, a little sheepish and he sounded surprisingly sincere when he wished the new “Three and a Half Men show” — starring Ashton Kutcher — all the best. And judging from the reviews I’ve read, the Ashton-helmed “Men” is gonna need all the help it can get. The premiere episode’s penis praise got stale before the second commercial break.
But it seems Charlie is willing to go to any lengths to get back in Hollywood’s good graces. Including trying to get into Ashton Kutcher’s pants during the Emmys at the HP TouchSmart Gift Lounge backstage at the Nokia Theatre
OK, here’s what happened.