Billy Crystal

Helen Mirren, Billy Crystal in ‘When Harry Met Sally 2: The Twilight Years’

Ever wonder what would happen if Harry (played by Billy Crystal) met Sally (again) in the retirement home? But this time, Sally (played by Oscar winner Helen Mirren) was a blood-sucking vampire?

Sure, it’s a stretch but hey, you know Hollywood pitch meetings. And somehow it all works out. Just watch this Funny or Die video. And what a tag-line: ‘Getting Old Sucks.’

Frankly, we think a lot of romantic comedy movies that might be improved by making one of the lovers a vampire. Imagine Jane Eyre. Make Mr. Roderick a vampire, instant Twilight audience appeal.