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Eva Longoria’s wardrobe malfunction leaves David Letterman speechless


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Eva Longoria wore the tightest hot pants and a very revealing jacket (with no shirt under it) to visit with David Letterman last night. “I wore a tuxedo for you,” she told Letterman. “Part of a tuxedo,” David cracked. If looking good is the best revenge, her ex Tony Parker must really be kicking himself right about now.

During her animated explanation of her Eva’s Kitchen cookbook, the best guacamole and why she doesn’t like Okra, (No, not Oprah) her only button popped open. She exclaimed “Ooop!” before rebuttoning it quickly.

But Dave must have gotten a peek because he got a little bit flustered and kept stammering like he was starring in The King’s Speech: “Uh, uh, uh…” “You didn’t see anything,” Eva protested.

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David Letterman is sorry he embarrassed Lindsay Lohan

David Letterman explained how all this Lindsay Lohan doing the Top Ten got started. It’s all his fault that the press release went out before the whole deal was veted.

“We were duped. And I have no one to blame but myself,” Dave admitted, before issuing a surprisingly straight-faced apology. “I hope I didn’t embarrass you, Lindsay. And your family.”

Relax, Dave. We all know you’re kidding. It would be pretty darn hard to embarrass Lindsay. Or her family. Those wack jobs seem to be doing a good job of embarrassing themselves with no help from anyone. Every single day.