George Lopez calls Kristie Alley fat, compares her to a pig. Then he tweets that he’s really really sorry and that he misjudged the joke. But she’s not buying it. Wants one of his kidneys and compares his apology to his rumored use of prostitutes, over which his wife — who had given the guy one of her kidneys — to file for divorce. Awright! A Celebrity Feud has begun!
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The news of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz split is no surprise to many of their friends and family. Insiders had long noticed that Ashlee and Pete’s faces, once seemingly glued together for photo ops, had sadly drifted apart, as seen in the above photo taken at a recent event.
Always forehead to forehead, cheek to cheek, their young and in-love faces had seemed inseparable. As if they were born to pose together.
“Their faces were always, always, together,” confided a source close to the couple’s bulldogs. “Then after their son was born, Ash’s face started turning towards the baby and Pete’s cheek felt ignored and started pulling away, first one inch, then two inches. It was pretty obvious to us that something was happening.”
Whatever the cause, his reported “erratic” facial behavior or perhaps her face’s increasing desire to reveal both sides at once, it’s very sad that these two celebrity faces will not be joined together til Botox do they part. Here’s a look back at some of Ashlee and Pete’s adorable face time. And let’s hope for their son’s sake that Pete and Ash’s faces will still get together for family photos. This poor kid is gonna have enough trouble. They named him Bronx Mowgli. We can hear the Bronx cheers now…..
Scarlett Johannson has been a brand ambassador for Moët & Chandon since 2009. But her new bubbly ads are hitting the Web today, just two days before the Golden Globes.
Why is that important? Because it’s genius marketing, that’s why.
Scarlett — already in the headlines for her surprise split from hubby Ryan Reynolds — will be a presenter at the 68th annual Golden Globe awards, which just happens to be the 20th anniversary of Moet & Chandon’s partnership (They are part of the LVMH luxury conglomerate) with the internationally televised event. The company will serve 1, 000 mini bottles of Moet & Chandon’s Imperial bubbly to stars and press on the red carpet and 500 magnum bottles during the dinner and show.
Did LeAnn Rimes get new boobs and an 85 karat engagement ring from former “CSI Miami” star Eddie Cibrian? That can’t make his ex-wife very happy. His lowered acting income has forced her to pay him back some of the child support for their two kids.