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Vanessa Hudgens teaches George Lopez to belly dance? My eyes!

Vanessa Hudgens appeared on the George Lopez show tonight. And she discussed — naturally — her new Zack Snyder-directed ‘Sucker Punch’ female empowerment movie. In the action flick, she learned how to shoot really big guns and belly dance. Because that is female empowerment. Then she gives George a belly-dancing lesson.

George Lopez says ‘sorry’ to Kristie Alley. She wants his kidney

George Lopez calls Kristie Alley fat, compares her to a pig. Then he tweets that he’s really really sorry and that he misjudged the joke. But she’s not buying it. Wants one of his kidneys and compares his apology to his rumored use of prostitutes, over which his wife — who had given the guy one of her kidneys — to file for divorce. Awright! A Celebrity Feud has begun!

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