Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan to play Sharon Tate in new Charles Manson pic

It’s been reported that Lohan was offered the role of Sharon Tate, the murdered actress/pregnant wife of Roman Polanski in the upcoming film “Eyes of a Dreamer,” which will be produced by Brad Wyman.  Tate was 8 months pregnant when Manson’s freaky followers brutally killed her in her Hollywood Hills home.

TMZ reports that photographer Tyler Shields, best known for his salacious photos of LiLo (covered in blood, a gun in her mouth, etc.) would star (as Manson) and direct.

Yeah, because it’s already going to be soooo easy to get financing for yet another boring Manson movie and with a first time director. Might as well make it even harder to get this film made by adding a totally un-insurable star who is literally box office poison.

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‘Source Code’: Jake Gyllenhaal’s sci-fi thriller blows Lindsay Lohan away

Lindsay Lohan stepped out in some kind of heinous fur jacket to attend a NY screening of Jake Gyllenhaal‘s new thriller, Source Code. And Jake doesn’t looked at all thrilled about it.

He should be smiling because the film is getting rave reviews and great word of mouth, which bodes well for a smash box office for his movie. But he looks glum and disgusted, perhaps by the sight of the famous-for-nothing bad girl.

Maybe because he anticipated the slew of stories today hinting at a close encounter at the after party. Thankfully, there were no photos of Lindsay and Jake together at the bash. Good going, publicists.

He did pose with his adorable costar Michelle Monaghan, a young actress who is sor of the alternative universe version of Lohan. An excellent young actress who is never seen on the party scene and has never had a single personal scandal . Weird, right?

Lindsay tweeted an excuse yesterday about her fall this week after leaving a NY club. She was photographed at 2:30 AM , trying to set a record for pavement diving. Its not the first time she’s taken a spill. Might want to ditch those heels, Linds. To see her heels and the complete action of Lindsay’s latest fall from grace, click here.

Anyway, never mind Lindsay.

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David Letterman is sorry he embarrassed Lindsay Lohan

David Letterman explained how all this Lindsay Lohan doing the Top Ten got started. It’s all his fault that the press release went out before the whole deal was veted.

“We were duped. And I have no one to blame but myself,” Dave admitted, before issuing a surprisingly straight-faced apology. “I hope I didn’t embarrass you, Lindsay. And your family.”

Relax, Dave. We all know you’re kidding. It would be pretty darn hard to embarrass Lindsay. Or her family. Those wack jobs seem to be doing a good job of embarrassing themselves with no help from anyone. Every single day.