Miranda Kerr

Britney Spears’ Grammy gig, Miranda Kerr’s giant baby, Charlie Sheen’s backdoor babe

Welcome to The Dish Rag’s Dirty Laundry List. We scour the web for the latest dirt. So you don’t have to.

OK, just so you know, photos do lie. Just because paparazzi pix  showed supermodel Stephanie Seymour‘s teenage son apparently groping her breast in St. Barts doesn’t mean that there’s some kind of kinky Oedipal stuff going on. ‘Cause her son says he’s gay and you people are all pervs. Of course, the fact that  her flesh-colored bikini made Stephanie look almost nude certainly didn’t help the stimulating situation.

Charlie Sheen’s favorite Vegas blond bimbo is Bree Olsen. She’s 23, 118 lbs and has already won the AVN’s coveted Best Anal Sex Scene in 2008. Charlie really knows how to keep it classy sleazy.

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