Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz’s faces split. Pals suspected
The news of Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz split is no surprise to many of their friends and family. Insiders had long noticed that Ashlee and Pete’s faces, once seemingly glued together for photo ops, had sadly drifted apart, as seen in the above photo taken at a recent event.
Always forehead to forehead, cheek to cheek, their young and in-love faces had seemed inseparable. As if they were born to pose together.
“Their faces were always, always, together,” confided a source close to the couple’s bulldogs. “Then after their son was born, Ash’s face started turning towards the baby and Pete’s cheek felt ignored and started pulling away, first one inch, then two inches. It was pretty obvious to us that something was happening.”
Whatever the cause, his reported “erratic” facial behavior or perhaps her face’s increasing desire to reveal both sides at once, it’s very sad that these two celebrity faces will not be joined together til Botox do they part. Here’s a look back at some of Ashlee and Pete’s adorable face time. And let’s hope for their son’s sake that Pete and Ash’s faces will still get together for family photos. This poor kid is gonna have enough trouble. They named him Bronx Mowgli. We can hear the Bronx cheers now…..