The Kennedys

Katie Holmes did not give Suri Cruise Penis Gummy candy

By mattwalker | March 31, 2011 9:55 am | Celebrity News, Featured, Katie Holmes, The Kennedys, Tom Cruise | Leave a comment

Katie Holmes explained that whole Penis Gummy Candy business to Ellen DeGeneres today (March 31),

Seems those photos of her giving her young daughter Suri Cruise X-rated candies were not the whole story.

“Recently, I took [Suri] to get ice cream in New York at this place called Serendipity that we go to all the time. It’s for kids. The clientele is children,” who may not have an acting career left after the abysmal miniseries The Kennedys airs. “We go in and we are waiting for a table and she grabs some gummies that are boy part gummies. I was horrified. P-e-n-i-s gummies. I said, oh wow those aren’t Swedish fish. . . They are called p-e-n-i-s gummies and they look like it.”

Holmes explained more: “She was holding the box and I was like ‘OK, wow we don’t need that right now.’ Because I thought if I said ‘Put that back,’ and then she’s going to say, ‘What is this?’ And I really didn’t want to have that conversation.”

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Katie Holmes becomes the new face of Ann Taylor

By mattwalker | January 12, 2011 8:29 am | Celebrity, Fashion, Featured, Katie Holmes, The Kennedys, Tom Cruise | Leave a comment

Too bad about “The Kennedys,” Katie Holmes first TV miniseries, not getting picked up by any networks. But here’s something to smile about.  Tom Cruise‘s wife, 32,  is the pretty new face of Ann Taylor, succeeding  supermodel Heidi Klum, in the retail store’s spring ads. Expect billboards in NY and LA. You won’t see the ads appearing in Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Elle, Marie Claire and Instyle until March. But here’s  sneak peek above.

“I applaud women who are doing their best to be the best versions of themselves and who are working really hard. And I’m glad that there is a store like Ann Taylor that can offer amazing styles for the many different roles that women play,” Holmes told WWD .

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Britney Spears’ Grammy gig, Miranda Kerr’s giant baby, Charlie Sheen’s backdoor babe

By mattwalker | January 11, 2011 5:01 pm | Britney Spears, Celebrity, Charlie Sheen, Featured, Lea Michele, Miranda Kerr, Stephanie Seymour, The Kennedys, Uncategorized | 1 Comment

Welcome to The Dish Rag’s Dirty Laundry List. We scour the web for the latest dirt. So you don’t have to.

OK, just so you know, photos do lie. Just because paparazzi pix  showed supermodel Stephanie Seymour‘s teenage son apparently groping her breast in St. Barts doesn’t mean that there’s some kind of kinky Oedipal stuff going on. ‘Cause her son says he’s gay and you people are all pervs. Of course, the fact that  her flesh-colored bikini made Stephanie look almost nude certainly didn’t help the stimulating situation.

Charlie Sheen’s favorite Vegas blond bimbo is Bree Olsen. She’s 23, 118 lbs and has already won the AVN’s coveted Best Anal Sex Scene in 2008. Charlie really knows how to keep it classy sleazy.

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